Never mind everything I said previously in this blog

No one's ever going to get to see the movie, it will never be in circulation, and the movie was a colossal waste of time and money on the part of everyone and everything that had anything to do with it, but mostly me. There will be no Picnic in a Graveyard nor any other as of yet untitled projects. There won't be any anythings ever. Itchiban Film is essentially out of business. Don't bother to donate anymore. Don't bother to check the blog again. Forget that Surgery in the Dark ever existed. Take "THEY" now to mean the very forces of nature and time itself not WANTING you to SEE the movie or any other future movies. Kids at home, take note, you're better off just giving up now. Give up while there's still time. Don't be like your old friend The Glove. Your hopes and dreams are a lie. Real people don't catch a break in this world. It's all bullshit. I'm no longer going on a promotional trip across America or anywhere. None of the people besides myself that worked on Surgery in the Dark care that it was made anymore. Not even Steve. Even I don't give a shit. And wait, who the hell am I talking to, no one actually reads this blog or cares about seeing the movie. Why am I making this post.

I don't believe in glove. I never have. I never will.

Final Trailer

As the title of this post explies, I bring to you the final trailer. And I must say, it's pretty dank. The dankest trailer. It's been a while since the last trailer and what with the movie being done and all I figured the time was ripe for teasing. Cuz damn, when the movie will ever be in circulation, I don't know. Probably soon though as Steve tells me. Apparently he has cut a deal with some dudes for a limited theatrical release or some shit. Steve never explains shit in detail. Steve and I have been trucking along at a high rate of speed with shit for the past few weeks. And we do it all for you cuz we're great people.

Well uh hey let me know what you think of the trailer eh ?


I'm just a glove machine. And I don't work for nobody but you.


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Oh right, I have a blog

Well here I am everyone. The Glove returns, and he comes bearing much news.

First off, remember that film festival into which I entered SitD? Turns out Culture Explored is made up solely of asshats and fag bags cuz they didn't accept the movie. I told you, man...it's the movie THEY didn't WANT you to SEE. Whatever, that wasn't the kind of exposure I wanted SitD to have anyways.

Second, most of the test screening audiences fedback us that the movie seemed "rushed". I always listen to criticism so I decided to go do some revamping. I cut some scenes and tightened everything up a little, so the cut you'll all get to see is a cut of most impeccable editude. I'd rather do it right than to have done it when I said I was supposed to do it.

Speaking of you getting to see things, I still don't know when or how you'll do that. No distrubutor will touch it it seems.... Tellin ya man, THEY don't WANT you to SEE it, but I'll be damned if they get their way. I plan to personally campaign across America to spread the word of Surgery in the Dark. It may not be the most efficient way to do whatever I'm trying to do but, well you know. I owe it to America to share the majesty of Surgery in the Dark.



What the world needs now is glove...sweet glove.


Oh, and if anyone feels it in their heart, my campaign across America could use some funding. Also comments are appreciated. Just not as much as money.

It's dooooone

Truly sorry for my lack of updating this month, I've just been too busy to sit on my computer and post stuff lately. But you're gonna love this. Surgery in the Dark is now a finished, completed package, and what a pretty little package it is. Ohhhhh...the prettiest pacakge. I shipped it today in fact. Now I just sit back and watch as a distributor picks it up. To be truthful, I'm not sure how this whole process works. We sent Surgery in the Dark in to some film festivals including this one, so I guess I'll just hear back from them when they accept it? And as far as gettingg the film in theaters and on video, I don't know. I don't know, man, if anyone has any details on the movie distribution process, let me know.

I did test screen the movie yesterday. And fuck you, that counts as done. I made the June deadline, bitches. You didn't think The Glove was gonna do it, did you. You're all gonna have to wait a while to see, but it's fucking DONE. I finished my first motion picture. HELLYEAH. I am working on some new projects now, so before you know it, you'll be seeing Surgery in the Dark, Picnic in a Graveyard, and my other as of yet untitled project. You'll also soon be hearing new music me. Also, Hodsdon has a new metal Cd coming out, you're gonna love his metal. Anyways, check you later, you sons of bitches. I've got shit to do. Your comments are needeed.


Glove conquers all


We still need money.